A salute to those who bravely run for local office

At first, I though he was running for Sheriff, as I figured you would have to be tough to grow up with a name like that.  What were his parents thinking in giving him that first name?  If he had both names while in school, unless he went to a private school/Catholic school, he most likely would have been called Rock of Turd. I would love to meet such a survivor.